“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding. -Betty White”
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Reblogged from Joie De Vivre
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Reblogged from tomfoolery815
“It becomes weird. I asked him if it’s O.K. to tell particular stories like this one time he said ‘I’m gonna look in that telescope at the woman with the big titties.’ When I asked him, he was like ‘Yeah, I guess I say stuff like that.’
oh Kanye, introspective as always.
Reblogged from The Lisa Simpson Book Club
Philip Roth in a nutshell.
Submitted by Spencer Davis
mmm….wordloaf.
This city letter carrier posed for a humorous photograph with a young boy in his mailbag. After parcel post service was introduced in 1913, at least two children were sent by the service. With stamps attached to their clothing, the children rode with railway and city carriers to their destination. The Postmaster General quickly issued a regulation forbidding the sending of children in the mail after hearing of those examples.
but it’s faster than the oregon trail!
Reblogged from For Lack of a Better Comic
As it turns out, I can’t fly twice as high as that butterfly in the sky.
Reblogged from tomfoolery815
Star Wars Stand Up 2 Cancer
This was so fun. Myself, Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, and a bunch of other hilarious people got to dress up in Star Wars costumes and make this video for Stand Up 2 Cancer. By the way, if there was any doubt, Hader does a KILLER impression of a Tauntaun.
Donate at http://standup2cancer.org/
Reblogged from Friendly Atheist
The most prevalent expression of atheism on YouTube has the mentality of, “Christianity needs to be mocked out of existence.”
This was confirmed once again today in my short discussion with CultofDusty, on his Blogtv show, in which he said,…
(Source: togetherforpeace)