Soymilk. You either love it or you hate it. Fake-banana flavor. You either love it or you hate it. Soymilk and fake-banana flavor together. You either love it or you just drank a liter of it even though you were full anyway and now you are sprawled diagonally across your bed with a little banana-flavored soy dribble dripping from the corner of your mouth while your laptop is propped up against your knees but is closer to your crotch than to your stomach because your stomach hurts.