June 2011
33 posts
My BBQ
If somehow, someway, someone can pull off BBQ pulled pork for my event…I’m going to reward them with love and money.
I’d love to!
Please reblog if you do NOT listen to any of the following musical acts...
- ICP
- Twiztid
- LMFAO
- My Chemical Romance
- Death Cab for Cutie
- Coheed & Cambria
- Tokio Hotel
- Avenged Sevenfold
- H.I.M.
- Slipknot
- Alexisonfire
- A Day to Remember
- Hellogoodbye
- Lil’ Wayne
- The Black Eyed Peas
- Bullet for my Valentine
And please, REBLOG so I can find more people to follow who do not listen to these bad, bad bands that I do not like. Thank you. <3
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALEXISONFIRE?! I loved this list except for AOF. They’re so fucking good.
Ditto that. Also, the hate on DCFC seems completely out of context with the rest of the list (one of these things is not like the others…)
Seriously. Read this now. →
mcsweeneys.net
I can’t stop linking to new food, especially with choice excerpts like this from the section on Jewel Brand Burritos, Red Hot Beef Variety,
If I had to put a price tag on steaming-hot mediocrity, it would be four for a motherfucking dollar.
I cannot articulate why this brings me so much joy →
mcsweeneys.net
AdeS Light Banana-Flavored Soy Drink
Submitted by Ann Evans
Soymilk. You either love it or you hate it. Fake-banana flavor. You either love it or you hate it. Soymilk and fake-banana flavor together. You either love it or you just drank a liter of it even though you were full anyway and now you are sprawled diagonally across your bed with a little banana-flavored soy dribble dripping from the corner of your mouth while your laptop is propped up against your knees but is closer to your crotch than to your stomach because your stomach hurts.
